Men in a Woman’s Life

The Seven Most Important The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

1. The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”

2. The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”

3. The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”

4. The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?”

5. The Interior Designer – who assures her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!”

6. The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!”

7. The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still!”

Why most computers have female automated voices ?

Scientists have now come up with the underlying reasons that can possibly justify the domination of female automated voices in computers.

The studies have shown that people generally find women’s voices more pleasing than men’s.

“It’s much easier to find a female voice that everyone likes than a male voice that everyone likes,” CNN quoted Stanford University Professor Clifford Nass as saying.

“It’s a well-established phenomenon that the human brain is developed to like female voices,” he added.

The research has also suggested that this preference starts as early as the womb.

Another answer lies in history. According to some sources, the use of female voices in navigation devices dates back to World War II, when women’s voices were employed in airplane cockpits because they stood out among the male pilots.

And telephone operators have traditionally been female, making people accustomed to getting assistance from a disembodied woman’s voice.

When automakers were first installing automated voice prompts in cars decades ago, their consumer research found that people overwhelmingly preferred female voices to male ones, said Tim Bajarin, a Silicon Valley analyst and president of Creative Strategies Inc.

This may explain why in almost all GPS navigation systems in the market except for Germany, the default voice is female.

www.dnaindia.com/scitech/report_why-most-computers-have-female-automated-voices_1602664

 

THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all
ten comes to $100…

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go
something like this…

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do..

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball.
“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce
the cost of your daily beer by $20″. Drinks for the ten men would now
cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so
the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
But what about the other six men? How could they divide the $20
windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted
that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man
would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s
bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle
of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out
the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began
to compare their savings.

“I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving,” declared the sixth man.
He pointed to the tenth man,”but he got $10!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar
too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man “Why should he get $10 back,
when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get
anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine
sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay
the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough
money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how
our tax system works.
The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the
most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for
being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is
somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do
not understand, no explanation is possible !!

 

ચાંદની નામની સ્કુલમાં ભણતી બાળા – Story By Jay Vasavda

ચાંદની નામની સ્કુલમાં ભણતી બાળા પર જૂનાગઢમાં ૨૦૦૭માં પિકનિક દરમિયાન બળાત્કાર અને એણે પ્રતિકાર કરતા હત્યા કરનારા બે ક્રૂર નીચ શખ્સો (ઈંટરનેટ ના જોતો, પાછળ રહેલો દરેક ગરીબ કંઈ બિચારો જ નથી હોતો, આવો જંગલી શેતાન પણ હોય શકે છે – અને દરેક ફિલ્મી હિરોઈનના પોસ્ટર્સ હોસ્ટેલની દિવાલ પર લગાડનારો રંગીનમિજાજ સ્ટાઈલીશ યંગમેન રેપીસ્ટ નથી હોતો – એની વધુ એક કમનસીબ સાબિતી!) ૨૦૦૯માં પકડાયા અને આપણા ન્યાયતંત્રની મંદ ગતિની સાપેક્ષે સમયસર ૨૦૧૧ના અંતે એ બેઉ “બીપ બીપ” ને ફાંસી ફરમાવતો ચુકાદો આજે આવ્યો. હવે રાબેતા મુજબની કાનૂની ઢીલને બદલે એનો સજ્જડ દાખલો બેસે એ માટેનો તત્કાળ અમલ થવો જોઈએ. નહિ તો વર્ષો પછી ફાંસી થશે તો યે એની ધાક નહિ રહે. ભૂલકણો સમાજ ઓલરેડી આ દુર્ઘટના ભૂલવા લાગ્યો છે, પણ ઝડપી સજા સાત પેઢી સુધી ગુનેગારો યાદ રાખે એવી અપાવી અને હોવી જોઈએ. એમાં દયા કે માફીને સ્થાન હોય એવો પસ્તાવો કરવાની એ *@%#ની લાયકાત નથી. અપીલ થાય તો ઉપલી અદાલતો / વકીલોએ રેપીડફાયર સ્પીડથી આ ચુકાદો બહાલ રાખવો જોઈએ. ( ફેસબુક પર હું નહોતો ત્યારે આ બનાવ બાદ એસિડિક જાહેર લેખ લખેલો, જેના બાદ ચાંદનીની સ્કુલણા શિક્ષકોએ હતાશ થયેલ અન્ય સહપાઠી વિદ્યાર્થીનીઓને સ્વસ્થ / આત્મવિશ્વાસસભર બનાવવાના ઉપક્રમે મને બોલાવેલો. શિક્ષણ માટે બાળકો વચ્ચે જવાના આવા ઘણા કામ કોઈ જ વળતરની અપેક્ષા વિના હું હમેશા કરતો હોઉં છું. એના ઢોલ પીટતો નથી. પણ વળી કોઈ ખાટસવાદિયાઓ તમે તો નવરા
બેઠાં શબ્દોથી સ્ટેટસ લખી જાણો કહે એના આગોતરા જવાબ રૂપે લખું છું. એ દિવસે બધા બહેનો સાથે ખૂબ વાતો કરી, ચાંદનીની યાદ તાજી કરેલી અને અંજલિ આપેલી. સાચું તર્પણ આવા અપરાધો કોઈ નિર્દોષ દીકરીની ચાંદની બળાત્કાર-હત્યાથી અંધારી થાય એ પહેલા જ અટકે એવી કડક અને આકરી સજામાં જ છે. ચાંદનીણા સ્વજનો અને સહાધ્યાયીઓ – શિક્ષકો- કેસ ઉકેલવામાં રસ લેનાર પોલીસવાળાઓ અને જજસાહેબોને સલામ, એના ક્લાસરૂમમાં વીતાવેલો અડદ્ધો દિવસ તાજો થઇ ગયો.)

By _ Jay  Vsavda

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Press Release

Press Release

Aakash tablet fuels global interests!

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Akaash-fuels-global-interests/articleshow/10911678.cms

World leaders showing interest in Aakash Tablet!

www.siliconindia.com/shownews/World_Leaders_Showing_Interest_in_Cheapest_Tablet_PC_Aakash-nid-96527-cid-2.html

 

The advantages of Aakash tablet!

itnews24h.com/what-are-the-advantages-of-akash-tablet-system/

 

Aakash tablet grabbing eyeballs!

ibnlive.in.com/news/aakash-tablet-grabbing-global-eyeballs-sibal/198746-11.html

 

This gives me hope. A nice read!

www.thisgivesmehope.com/2011/10/25/161-tablet-computers-for-indias-rural-children/

 

Aakash tablet to hit the US market soon!

www.gizmoville.com/2011/10/29/aakash-tablet-to-hit-us-stores-for-60/#more-6053

 

Low cost and high quality is what Aakash promises

technology.ezinemark.com/aakash-tablet-get-tablet-at-low-price-7d3127af140c.html

 

In India, Internet access for poorer students with low-cost tablet is now a reality!

www.springwise.com/government/india-internet-access-poorer-students-low-cost-tablet/

 

Why should you buy Aakash tablet and not others. Read some interesting facts here
Youtube Video
Reach the Sky with Affordable Technology

www.justmeans.com/Social-Innovation-India-Aiding-Students-Reach-for-Sky-Via-Affordable-Technology/50200.html

 

NDTV covers Aakash tablet
Youtube Video
Aakash tablet covered in News9
Youtube Video
World’s cheapest tablet is here!
Youtube Video
India’s low cost tablet unveiled. Minds across the world get ignited with this launch of an unbelievable product

www.rapidtvnews.com/index.php/rtvn-india/news/indias-35-aakash-tablet-unveiled.html

 

Suneet Singh Tuli talks about Aakash tablet on Bloomberg TV

www.bloomberg.com/video/77113120/

 

Aakash Tablet generates a lot of enthusiasm in the US

www.moneycontrol.com/news/wire-news/low-cost-aakash-generateslotenthusiasmus-sibal_602542.html

 

Aakash Tablet- An Unbelievable Device

www.grahamsdomain.com/aakash-tablet-an-unbelievable-device/

 

Top 10 reasons why Aakash outshines its rivals

www.itechpulse.com/2011/10/08/top-10-reasons-why-indias-35-tablet-pc-outshines-rivals/

 

How the world’s cheapest tablet was born

www.hindustantimes.com/How-the-world-s-cheapest-tablet-computer-was-born/Article1-753998.aspx

Government plans to further bring down the cost of Aakash tablet
articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2011-10-05/news/30246856_1_tablet-usb-ports-sd-card Top

 

Some Additional Information ::

  • Ubislate7 is now Ubislate7+. The new name for the commercial tablet (upgraded Aakash) is Ubislate7+. Based on your feedback about all the confusion in the market, we are giving the new, soon-to-be-launched commercial tablet a new name. Our websites and literature will soon reflect this change. You are the first ones to hear this, right here! Ubilslate7+ with a microprocessor Cortex A8 – 700 Mhz, battery 3200 mAh, operating system Android 2.3, Wi-Fi and GPRS( Sim and Phone functionality) priced at Rs. 2999/- is expected to be launched by end of January.

  • Ubislate7 & Ubislate7+, both will come with one year warranty.

  • Ubislate7 and Ubislate7 +, both have resistive screens !

  • If you ordered Aakash tablet (Ubislate7), you would receive an email from Datawind with the subject line “Your Aakash tablet PC is here! Delivery in 5-7 business days.”
    The email will take you to an online store where you have the option of choosing from multiple payment options to buy Aakash (Ubislate7). You would also be given the option to upgrade your order for Aakash to a preorder of Ubislate7+.

 

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Calendar predictions in December 2012

Galactic Alignment

One of many Mayan Long Count Calendar predictions in December 2012 happens to be a Galactic Alignment. A major Galactic Alignment takes place once in every 26,000 years with a likelihood of a catastrophic event. Coincidentally, this phenomenon is one of the most agreed upon prediction by many religions, science, laws of physics, and is probably one of the most feasible evidence on what may happen on December 21st, 2012.

What Happens in a Galactic Alignment

Position A is where our sun (and solar system) was in the Milky Way 3,000 years ago. Position B shows our sun’s position 1,500 years ago. And position C is where our sun will be on December 21st – 23rd, 2012. This is also called the December Solstice, when our whole solar system aligns perfectly in the center of the Milky Way Galaxy – a Galactic Alignment.

Scientific Explanation

In the very center of our Galaxy there exists what astrophysicists refer to as a super massive black hole. (These are proven facts found in many books and scientific publications). The super black hole found in the center of our galaxy consists of energy so dense that any planet, star will get sucked into it. It’s so powerful that not even light itself can escape it.

Religion & Culture

The Mayans named the center of the galaxy “Xilbalba”, a mythical entity that represents the underworld and death. Other religions say it’s the portal in which the demons will escape from the gates of the underworld, the rise of the Antichrist on Judgment Day.

The Effects of a Galactic Alignment

In a galactic alignment, there will be massive outbursts of energy. One effect would trigger our Sun to increase in solar activity, thus causing a massive solar storm. We already have been experiencing abnormal solar activity these couple of years, as the biggest storm was recorded in 1859 and 1921. NASA has even issued a solar storm warning in the year 2012!

Another possibility during a Galactic Alignment is a geomagnetic Pole Shift. In this scenario, the Earth’s polar axis “wobbles” as the magnetic north pole becomes the south, and the South Pole becomes north. There are considerable amount of historical geological data that supports the fact that a magnetic pole reversal has indeed taken place in the course of history – even long before mankind walked the Earth. Geologists have found that the pole shift in the past has caused a major cataclysmic disaster causing the Earth’s tectonic plates to collide, triggering huge earthquakes, Super Volcanoes, and tsunamis. This pole shift has begun to take place as evidenced by the recent strange weather and earthquake activity over the years.

In previous Galactic Alignments, the pole shift happened so quick that many ancients who were unaware were wiped out immediately simply because they were not prepared. They didn’t possess technology like we have today, nor did they have proper survival techniques. Given the data that’s provided today, we have a higher rate of survival. The question is how far one would go to fight for their own life in case any cataclysmic events do take place. There are those who will do nothing about it, and then there are a few who would take drastic action to survive. This E-Book explains what to do and how to survive if any of these catastrophic events take place.

 

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